|What you Get|
|Membership card that you may laminate with only the finest sticky tape||Beard Indemnity Certificate enabeling you to hold your hairy head high amid the endless sea of biggoted ridicule that flows from the facialy bald.||The possibility of appearing allongside the great, and not so great in the prestigious Hall of Beards|
To avoid disapointment the “right” to grow a beard cannot be issued to persons incapable of sustained facial hair. For this reason all applicants should email an image of themselves + beard to firstname.lastname@example.org.
All membership applicants will be judged on individual merit. Unsuccessful applicants retain the right to appeal however the judge’s decision is final. In rare cases Beard.com reserves the right to revoke membership.
Density, Length, Coloration, Vitality ,Overall suitability
Membership cards will display the official beard.com ratting this is stated as a percentage
90 -100 % Only a beard of the highest calibre will be granted this prestige
70 – 80 % A good all rounder, the wearer can hold their head + beard high
50 – 70 % An average display, its good but its not fireworks.
30 – 50 % Is this a sports beard? Given time and the right genetics, there’s all ways hope…
0 – 30 % Your in danger of revocation, this one might not last the winter.
So all you need to do is email an image of yourself + beard to email@example.com.
Then wait an see if you are to become immortalised alongside your bearded brethren in the hallowed hall of beards....
Your membership card and Beard Indemnity Certificate will then be emailed back to you... Please be patient as demand is high!