Hall of Beards                
Famous Beards Section:                
 
 
 
Darwin
99.4%
  
Blessed
95.6%
  Papa Xmas 95.2%   Christ 85.2%
Density
100
   Density
92
   Density 96   Density 70
Length
100
   Length
89
   Length 92   Length 82
Colouration
98
   Colouration
98
   Colouration 100   Colouration 100
Vitality
99
   Vitality
99
   Vitality 88   Vitality 99
Overall Suitability
100
   Overall Suitability
100
   Overall Suitability 100   Overall Suitability 100
Our best beard to date. A very strong all rounder . Naturally our selection has favoured Darwin
  
Coming in a close second Brian is clearley blessed with this fine example, Gordons Alive!
  A very strong contender St Nick sits comfortably in the top 5   A solid effort from the son of God. You’d expect nothing less. Overall suitability clearly the strong point. A chip off the old block.
                     
 
 
 
Bronson 92%   Morrison 89%   W G Grace 87%   Dave Bellamy 81%
Density 100   Density 86   Density 94   Density 69
Length 100   Length 84   Length 95   Length 74
Colouration 98   Colouration 87   Colouration 76   Colouration 98
Vitality 70   Vitality 92   Vitality 75   Vitality 72
Overall Suitability 92   Overall Suitability 96   Overall Suitability 95   Overall Suitability 93
                     

The beard makes the man. High length score due to time served. Excellent Work! Please don’t take me hostage and tickle me to death.

 

A solid number. This beard obviously had Jim staying out of the bathroom, for good reason…

 

This old father has stood the test of time. This vintage beard knocks most contenders for 6 howzat?

  Coming out of the undergrowth Father Xmass wanabee Bellemy perfects the wild look. The white beard sets off his baboon’s ass complexion to perfection. Good man!
                     
 
 
 

Che Guevara

51%  

King Tut

 0   Abe Lincoln 34.8%   Connery 81.4%
Density 34   Density 100   Density 12   Density 78
Length 67   Length 91   Length 9   Length 75
Colouration 67   Colouration 86   Colouration 52   Colouration 78
Vitality 53   Vitality 0   Vitality 3   Vitality 83
Overall Suitability 34   Overall Suitability 0   Overall Suitability 98   Overall Suitability 93
                     
Sporting the homeless look Guevara’s chin strap scores low.  

This prepubescent faker had his membership application thrown out. Be warned the judges are scrupulous.

  The world's1st sports beard. It’s a shame the great mans beard wasn’t. Still high score on suitability .  

Shean Sheanerys ish shertainly a shpectacular show.

                     
 
 
 
Harris 67%   Best 43.4%   Bill Oddie 21%   Brian Harvey 3.2 %
Density 57   Density 43   Density 23   Density 3
Length 68   Length 25   Length 33   Length 2
Colouration 50   Colouration 36   Colouration 24   Colouration 10
Vitality 68   Vitality 63   Vitality 12   Vitality 1
Overall Suitability 92   Overall Suitability 50   Overall Suitability 13   Overall Suitability 0
                     

A veritable con mans disguise. This little fella kept us guessing.

 

Not the "best" beard we’ve seen but look at the score. They think its all over, it is now…

 

A Bearded Warbler this one had us twitching with contempt. Oddy’s beard is weak.

  This joke shop throw-away is frankley the worst to date. Dont you stay another day..
                     
Infamous Beards section:     The bad men....              
                     
 
 
 
Lee Connop 82%   Shipman 85.6%   Richard Kimble 84.2 %   Charles Manson 59 %
Density 80   Density 88   Density 70   Density 42
Length 60   Length 90   Length 85   Length 55
Colouration 99   Colouration 75   Colouration 82   Colouration 68
Vitality 75   Vitality 78   Vitality 89   Vitality 60
Overall suitability 95   Overall suitability 97   Overall suitability 95   Overall suitability 70
                 

This particularly filthy number is sported by one of my colleagues.

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Q: What have Gareth gates and Harold Shipman got in common?


A: Neither of them can finish a sentence.

  

A man with a prosthetic arm killed my wife!

  Mad eyed and bearded, Manson scores low on density and length.
               

 

 

              
Mr Brain 57.2%              
Density 20              
Length 25              
Colouration 75              
Vitality 80              
Overall suitability 86              
                 

Another colleague of mine sports this stylish sports beard. Low density and Length reduce overall score.

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